Dedicated to the Afternoon Shift (with apologies to Dr. Seuss).

There are no sox in Intox

And Beezle said “oh dear”

We’re out of almost every size

And I’ve searched far and near!

Without the sox in Intox

Or any other “hose”,

The workers may have heart attacks

From all the smelly toes!

But wait, an announcement comes

From a speaker near the clock!

We have a huge donation

Out on the loading dock!

The crowd all sings and cheers and claps!

‘Tis such a wonderful sight!

We now have sox in Intox

Ahh! That’s what we need!

Good night!

By Hans S., DI Adult Care Worker